Gadzooks: can i call you eeyore?
ZeldasBiggestFan: why?
Chojin: also: nice background color
Gadzooks: you look like him
Chojin: it's like I can see you typing from your dimly-lit basement as we speak
ZeldasBiggestFan: Eeyore doesnt have his left ear pierced now does he?
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