[Dire Flamingo]

After seeing the movie "Pochahontas" where she does the dive off the waterfall, I attempted to do the same dive, arms spread, from the high dive at my pool and messed my belly up pretty bad.

I wanted to play with my brother's fish, so I picked up a big plastic one and shoved my arm into the tank to interact.

I chased an ice-cream truck and had no idea where I was.

I kept my rabbit in my bedroom for a week or two after seeing a crappy horror movie about killer bees because I thought they were going to kill her.

In 1st grade, when it was time to tell jokes, mine was "What does a lake say when his nose is blocked up?" and loudly answered "GOD DAM!" which knocked me back a star on the Good Deeds board.

Luckily, I didn't seriously injure myself. Except the two failed attempts at bathing my cat.
It goes on.