[Guitar Woman]

Because it sucks?

Haha no but srsly, I didn't like it because you need a special pirate program to run even the most basic of windows games, and whenever you wanna install something you have to change a bunch of code in a command prompt, so I said to myself: "Why am I fucking around with this when I could just use windows and bypass all this bullshit?" And then I realized it's because my computer came with linux on it and that under normal circumstances I wouldn't touch that shit with a fucking thirty foot pole.

Also, their symbol is a penguin, which is queer as all hell.