[Jixby Phillips]

Heres things you can do at your next work! Thank me later!

1. Go bowling for office workers just use your head and a skateboard! And a helmet... if you're a pussy!

2. Hide all the coffee and watch everyone go mental! Hahahahahaha, people can't live without coffee! They'll litterally die! You'll get away with it too probably! Seriously don't you think about this sometimes

3. Internet

4. Here is something we've done at my office for 6 years and it's really helped boost morale: SWITCH BATHROOMS SATURDAY! This is for people who are forced to come in on saturday to make them feel better about losing half their weekend; The BOYS get to use the LADIES room, while the LADIES get to use the BOYS room! It's like cross-dressing but not as faggoty. It almost makes it worth coming in the extra day.

5. I'm gonna kill you

6. start a band and let the dog be the singer! If theres no dog: Baby

7. When someone brings a baby in you say "whos the new guy!" and try and laugh louder and faster than the person you said it to!

8. Ten Things

9. Get Sacked!

10. Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo!