To be serious for a minute:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/faq.p...aq_rules_guide
We use a few bits of internet slang on here that are more or less colloquial, but we hate the shit out of 'ftw', 'qft', and stuff like that.
We also hate leetspeak and the
and
emoticons so you're batting 1000 so far