[Chojin]

Are you sitting comfortably? Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of hot dogs. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Crossing many cultural barriers they still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from the easily lead, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of hot dogs.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with hot dogs. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' she created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, hot dogs help to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Nothing represents every day life better than hot dogs, and I mean nothing. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, hot dogs will have their place in society.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it's lovely.' Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We shall examine the Simple-Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

When examined this way it becomes very clear that hot dogs are of great importance. Of course sausage prices cannot sustain this instability for long.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing the two parts of hot dogs.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, style icon Augstin T. Time 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' I argue that his insight into hot dogs provided the inspiration for these great words. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was hot dogs.

While hot dogs may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

To conclude hot dogs are both a need and a want. They collaborate successfully, 'literally' plant seeds for harvest, and never hide.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Sigourney Lopez: 'I demand hot dogs, nothing more nothing less.' Lolocaust 22:48, 17 January 2007 (UTC)