[DamnthatDavid]

Skatermonkey, I assume you are new to the internet, and intelligent thought in general. So let me explain a few things.

Avatars in general are not really personal pictures of the one who uses them.
Fartinmowler is not really the Asian girl you have been hitting on, no matter his wishes.
Mattjack is not Tom Selleck.
And I would assume you are not really a monkey riding a skateboard, but with that missing link pic you posted, it really is to early to make judgements.