[Guitar Woman]

Well I'm upper upper class high society,
God's gift to ballroom notoriety.
And I always fill my ballroom,
The event is never small,
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all!

I've got big balls,
I've got big balls,
They're such big balls,
And they're dirty big balls!
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all! :<