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Old Feb 6th, 2007, 09:29 PM       
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work, dang you

-willie
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KITTES :D

-willie
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PROUD I AM TO BE THE FIRST PERSON ASIDE FROM YOU WILLIE TO POST IN THIS THREAD THAT MAKES ME THIRD RIGHT?
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I'M GOING TO THE STORE, TO BUY SOME PIZZA :mindsay

-willie
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7:41 PM

-willie
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oh HO you can post more than once a mintue

-willie
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-willie
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HEY YOU'RE A JERK PS HERE IS A SWEAR FOR THE INTERNET (FUCKTARD)

-willie
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MY PHONE IS LESS THAN A FOOT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
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HEY WILLIE
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HEY DONT CALL ME FUCKTARD THIS IS I-MOCKERY WE DONT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE

-willie
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hi capn't crunch or should I asy RONGI

hi hickman or should I say ESHOUNLIM

-willie
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I ATE A DOUGHNUT
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oh w/e
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HI I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

-willie
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even
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HI WILLIE, OR SHOULD I SAY JEAN
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that w/e was for willie not you dickman
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NO YOU DONT YOU REALLY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAND AM I RIGHT FELLAS THAT GUY REALLY MASTURBANTES INSTEAD OF POSSIBLY KNOWING A GFIRL

-willie
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I LIKE ASIAN GIRLIES

EDIT FUCK YOU GUYS
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10:45
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HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY

-willie
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch View Post
THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED BECAUSE WE ARE ALL POSTING ON THE SAME MINUTE IT'S CONFUSING
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I LIKE THE NAME STEVE. SAME GAVE IT TO ME
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EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES

-willie
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I CAN SAY STUFF IN CAPS
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:ANGRYJERKPOST
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I WANT TO HAEV UR MAN SECKS WILLIE!
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WHOOPS I GOT TO GO NOW ITS BEEN FUN HUH GUYS AM I RIGHT

-willie
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PENIS!
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::POUNDS ON EVERYONE BUT CRUNCH::
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i mena it

-willie
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PLZ DUN POUND ME MISTAR SCHIMID :<
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VAGINA!
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IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SOMEONE DIED ON THE INTERNET
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BOOBZ
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You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while

you jerks

-willie
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i saw that :rolysesyes
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I LIKE SECKS
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stupid jerks I can't believe I posted stupid words like that :omfg I try to read this whole thread but I couldn't it's too long
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SIT ON IT POSTY

-willie
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HEY GUYS, I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS HEADING!
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All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!
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NOO
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YES!
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BRING IT, SAMMY
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OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT.
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OH YAH I CAN'T POST FOR 2 STRAIGHT DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW.
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JOBS ARE FOR LOSERS
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JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL NEED TO BUY THE ATHF DVD
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I ONLY HAVE FAMILY GUY VOLUME ONE :<
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YOU COULD HAVE THEM ALL IF YOU HAD A JOB
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I have 14 shows on dvd and I don't have a job.

I'm poor now, however.

I used to have a job. I should go back to it soon.
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What was your job???
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AHAHA FUN

NICE NEW AVATAR WILL, SIHT'S TOO CUTE


EEEARRHMEEWWOOO
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I WORKED AT ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS ONCE.
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I HAVE OVAR 1K POSTS NOW ;<


THAT MEANS IM ALMOST AS COOL AS ESUOHLIM :ROLLEYES
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I'M DIRT POOR. I LIVE IN THE GHETTO. MY SCHOOL HAS RAP SNACKS IN STOCK .
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KEEP GOING LIQUIDSTATIK, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.
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R U TRYING TO BE GHEY TO ME? ;<
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NO SORRY, I LIEK GIRLS, CUZ THEY ARE PRETTY AND MAKE MY TUMMY FEEL ALL WEIRD LIKE I ATE TOO MUCH MACORONI. ;-)
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OH. WELL THAT'S COOL, TOO. I GUESS. :{
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POST
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POST #2
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WINNER: CHOJIN
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I think Tubesock won this round, guys.
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I HATE this thread

-willie
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tube sock round 69 lolol rofl omg number commedy

-willie
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hey did you know that the first day i was posting on the old ezboard they needed donates, so I donated enough money so that they needed a number that ended in 6.66

-willie
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oh wait it wasn't the FIRST day, but it was definitely right after I started pposting

-willie
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tube sock twice as cold twice as STONED :rofl

-willie
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tube sock 666 omg lol

-willie
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the retro tubesock

-willie
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mad tubesock

-willie
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KITTIES

-willie
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SWEARS ON THE INTERNET

-willie
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FAST PACED ACTION
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THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, FUCKERS

-willie
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My friend drew me in paint and she drew me crying
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ultra perfect tubesock

-willie
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I forgot to ask permission to be in this thread can i be in this thread
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anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules

the rules are:

BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY

-willie
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I think I'd better get a post in too.
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Wheeeeee is my favorite word
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"Who's girth" hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahh
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i am brushing my hair jekrs
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three in a row
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DOES THIS COUNT AS BEING A JERK? I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS.
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royal tubesock

-willie
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everybody quit but me
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IMA GONNA GO GET SOME ICED TEA OK, FINE THEN.
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which really means get sexed up...
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i have to pee
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Things happen too fast!!!
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I hope im not too late
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okay guys i peed
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Was it blood?
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At first, no, but then I fell backwards onto the sink and tore my kindey open. THEN it was blood.
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hey guys i got a quick question
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hold on
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I forgot my question i'm sorry
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oh i remember now
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lol I got some ice tea earlier, it was sobe zen tea which is orange cinnamon (the best flavor ice tea ever)

-willie
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it was a great question but i think it's too great
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ps i changed my avatar again so its cooler 8)

-willie
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ok here's the question
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where do you think you go when you die ?

i think you go into the matrix and fight agent smith
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what is your question

if it's "why the hell does freschetta pizza always tear up the roof of your mouth just like peanut butter crunch does" then that's my question too

-willie
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OH i think you go to an anime convention when you die if you are bad, and to a orgy convention if you are good 8)

-willie
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darn i shoulda asked that question because i really wanna know too

i had baked ziti pizza today. it was pretty good
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ALTERNATE ANSWER: FIRE DRILL!

-willie
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i should start being good then

no more drinking or hot chicks ;(
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omg ziti rules your face

food forum

lol ziti and face, what a teenage dillema

-willie
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this is what it woiuld be like if there was a i-mockery chatroom btw except that I don't talk in chatrooms b/c I usually am doing somethging else like posting on a forum

-willie
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MAD LIBS TIME
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
what's it like living in kitties

i bet there's a lot of fur
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milhouse you sure do make it seem like detroit has a lot of black people in it

maybe you should move
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VERB
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i bought steaks and burritos and tater tots and corn and peas at the store

-willie
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FART
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urinate

-willie
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farting-urination
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i don't live IN kitties, just with a lot of them

-willie
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MAD LIBS IS OVER

RONGI YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK AND GET MUGGED BY A BIG BLACK GUY
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thius thread is offensive to adrkies

-willie
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OK MADLIBS IS BACK

NOUN
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cunt

-willie
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shit i fell behind again
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NOUN
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analflap

-willie
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice View Post
massive clitoris
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
there's a lot of crime in new york

i wish someone would come and sotp the crime
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THE MOLECULAR MAN
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i want to be a super hero so i can stop crime

-willie
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VERB
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice View Post
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rape

-willie
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice View Post
this thread is going too fast im always three posts behind
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oh shit rongi's here
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maybe you can be the exocutioneer

of crime
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clocked
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that's ok scuutwice we'll understand

-willie
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executioneer your avatar is about 20 times more hilarious with in it

:salute
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ADJECTIVE
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice View Post
yay
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
hey schimid whatsup can i call you schi from now on i am layzee
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i know I just need a fast way to get around besisdes walking or driving or a cool way to detect crime so I can be there on tmie

-willie
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adjective: faggoty

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
that's a toughy
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side scrollish
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
scruutwice we demand MORE asbestos :simpsons

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Sorry, I have dialup so my computer is slow.

PERSON
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
jixby phillips

PS YOU ARE FORGIVE FOR SLOW

-willie
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LOL WILLIE BEAT ME AND I HAVE DIAL UP TOO!
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice View Post
micheal jackson

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PERSON
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
heather michelle

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
i just ate an orange
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OH SHIT, THIS IS RATHER LONG. I'D BETTER DO THREE AT A TIME

VERB
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
oh shit I better go eat an apple and then we should compare

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
oranges are the best
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YELLING!
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hey guys my name isnt schmid okay dont call me schmid i swear id be so mad
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WHOOPS . THREE AT A TIME STARTING NOW

NOUN
FEELING
VERB
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
Last time I looked it was only 3 pages long!
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
That made me LOL.
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shit
embarrassed
fellate

-willie
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willie is a fucking post demon
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FIRST PERSON TO IM ME GETS A PRIZE

GO
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ADJECTIVE
VERB
NOUN
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
cunty
poop
demon

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
god damn willie you are a speed demon
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ADVERB
VERB
VERB
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
fartly
fart
punch
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
HEY GUYS, I'M LOOKING FOR SCHMID IS HE HERE???
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
post
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
NOUN
ADVERB
PLACE
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
RONGI WON THE IM CONTEST

round two GO SOMEONE IM ME HURRY
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apple
quickly
waste processing plant

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
NOUN
INSULT
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
apples are better than oranges ytou wanna fight about it



-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
I wish there was an Apple Forum or something.
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
condom
studio8

-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
OH NO IT'S PERCY, MR. BONE'S NEPHEW

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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
no way willie oranges 4 life

vitamin c and citrus all the way
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
schimid i don't get it

-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
apples have vitamin c too and they taste bettar lol if i want citrus I'll buy a cleaning product

-willie
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
First guy named Rongi that unblocks me gets a prize! :D
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OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB. IT'S CALLED TEN COMMANDMENTS:

Ten Commandments

Thou shalt not cunt .

Thou shalt not rape an analflap

Thou shalt not be faggoty to Jixby Phillips or Heather Michelle

Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased

Thou shalt not fellate cuntily

Thou shalt not poop a demon without fartly fart first.

Thou shalt not punch without an apple

Thou shalt not cry quickly !

Thou shalt not go to waste processing plant without a condom

Thou shalt not be a(n) Studio8

I GOT THIS FROM ELIBS.COM
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totally lol omg

-willie
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someone do another one mad libs are my fav :D

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
w/e willie

citrus can be used for so much more then cleaning. like squirting jersk in the eye

besides apples skin tastes like gross
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
YOU taste like gross

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
lol @ madlib
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
omg that's mean

well you can take your apples and go jump off a bridge you meanie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Apples are way better

ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER THAN APPLE JUICE THOUGH

BUT APPLE CIDER...
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
I'm sorry lets not compare apples to oranges anymore

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
OK

My computer is going faster it seems. Who's up for another Mad Lib round? :D
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
well alright :D

but we can all agree that brussel sprouts are gross
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
HEARTS STARS HORSESHOES CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS AND ME RED BALLOONS
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
Man, I love those fruit loops.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
I've been angry at Lucky Charms since they took out diamonds.
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
NOW THEY HAVE SECRET THINGS

WHEN YOU PUT MILK IN, A KEY IS REVEALED
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
my roommate found this bag cereal one time that was like froot loops with marshmallows, only it had almost as much marshmallows as froot loops

MAD LIBS

-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
ALRIGHT, NOW FELLAS?
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
OK, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE SHORT SO I'LL DO TWO AT A TIME.

FRIEND
BEVERAGE
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
mr. rogers
lemon-scented cleaner
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
jeff
coke

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
PART OF FACE
NOUN
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
schimid is the answer "BEING AT ABSOLUTE ZERO"

-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
nostril
wrapper
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
nose
booger

-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

ICE COLD!
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
SOMETHING STICKY
NUMBER
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
GLUE

6
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
being at absolute zero is colder than ice cold

-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
OKAY WILLIE YOU CAN DO THE REST

EXCEPT NUMBER SHOULD BE 69, AWE YEAH
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
INTERNAL ORGAN
METAL
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
lol numbers are always boring so my friends and i wehn we do madlibs always put some sort of expletive with them, like "900 fuck grandma"

-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
spleen
simple plan
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
testicle
lead

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
i want that to be my title
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
I'LL PUT "FUCK GRANDMA" IN THIS ONE.

ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
WEAPON
MILITARY VEHICLE
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
hahaha

-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
dickie
cock rocket
a-10 warthog

-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
This is one of those awesome topics where you REALLY want to go to bed, but you know something hilarious will be posted right after you leave or a prime set-up for a joke will be made.

Except I have to charm a young lady tomorrow

Thanks a lot, I-Mockery
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it'll still be here tomorrow :/

or it BETTER

-willie
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Originally Posted by Schimid View Post
yeah but the jokes will be lost

i'm going to bed, guys

wish me luck on my quest for pretty girls

EDIT - 229, neva 4get
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luck

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
BUT YOU'LL MISS THE MAD LIB

Well here it is. I combined both of Schimids and Willie's answers, since you both participated. :o

"HOW TO UNCLOG A SINK"

Fill Jeff halfway with coke . Place a plunger over the nostril , making sure that the plunger’s rubber wrapper is full of glue . Plunge 6 fuck grandma times, using careful but forceful strokes. Remove the testicle and give Jeff a chance to drain. After it is completely unclogged, run hot lead down the dickie for several minutes. Consider using a cockrocket as a last resort. Call in a warthog for problems you can’t resolve on your own.
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
if someone closes this thread i'll be really angry

and you won't like me when i'm angry
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
hahaha

that was funny but not as good as the first one, I blame the mad lib itself =-o

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
This might be the most rapidly growing thread ever.
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
good :C

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
ANOTHER MAD LIB 8)
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
SOMEONE ELSE DO ONE. I WANNA PLAY

http://www.elibs.com
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
get down with yo bad self and yo bad mad lib

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
I'd like to see this thing at 20 pages by morning.
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
at this rate how could it NOT

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
i leave for an hour or so and i miss everything x 1000
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
I started Mad Libs on page 4 I think, and that was an hour ago :o
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
If people go to bed it won't hit 20
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
hey guys put on comedy central

the nambla episode of south park is on
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
well stick around we're going to do another mad lib

-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
nobody goes to bed in THIS town

-willie
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
if i go watch TV how can I post on the internet, it's not like the TV and computor are in the same room

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
IF NO ONE STARTS A MAD LIB IN SIX MORE POSTS, THEN I GUESS I'LL DO IT
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
People ALWAYS go to bed in this pussy state.
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
weebl and bob

i forgot the URL
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
HAPPY time
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
I think I saw a clip thing from albinoblacksheep. :/ It was funny.
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
I want to go back and read all the stuffs i missed but i don't want to miss what is happening now
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
OK I'LL DO MAD LIB

MAMMAL (plural)
INTERNAL ORGAN

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Not much is happening right now.

BUT WAIT 'TIL MAD LIBS START AGAIN
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
donkies
aorta
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
KITTIES
PANCREAS
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
monkeys
small intestines
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
amphibian (plural)
small mammal

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
OMG IT STARTED
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
newts
mouse
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
FROGGIES
MOUSE
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
adhesive
number

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Salamanders
Chinchilas
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
RUBBER CEMENT
1800 CALL SAM
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Super Glue
Fourthousand six hundred and two
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
elmer's glue
72
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
household pet plural
military vehicle plural

-willie
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
KITTENS
TANKS
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
FISHIES
TANKS

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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Spiders
Hummers
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
oh shit I should have checked to see what the rating was on this one, it's only 1 1/2 star

oh well

household appliance pl
body part pl

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
blenders
fingers
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
DISHWASHERS
TONGUES
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
BLENDERS

PENII
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Microwaves
Clitorises
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Yeah, my ten commandments one was in the top 40, but the unclog sink one was a random.
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
part of face
weapon pliural

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
CHEEK
PISTOLS
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Skin
attack dogs
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
MILHOUSES DIAL UP IS FASTER THEN MY DSL =(
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
lol
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
OK IS EVERYONE READY

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
yes
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
YEY
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
READY :D
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
NO WAIT MY POPCORN IS IN TEH MICROWAVE







:REALY
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
this is better then american idol
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER

Decide how many kitties to invite by measuring the size of your aorta . Send out salamanders a week ahead of time. Ask everyone to bring a mouse and rubber cement . Have at least 4602 videos. Be prepared in case kids want to bake kittens . Stock up on hummers and blenders . Don’t forget to lay in supplies for breakfast. penii and cheek are fine. When the kids arrive tell them what attack dogs they can use.

-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
opps the title was "HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER"

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Hurrah
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
I rate it: 1 1/2 star
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
I didn't like it to much. ;(
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
honest to chrsit some people just shouldn't be allowed on the ingternet, and the person who wrote that madlib is it

-willie
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Originally Posted by Drev View Post
Hi! Sorry I'm late!

Is there any snacks left?
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
I'm gonna write my own, someone else should do one of th e top 40 or whatever in the meantime =-o

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
MEANTIME
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
I have a book of old madlibs somewhere upstairs. I'm busy down here with the pretzels, though. Someone else got on that.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
HEY, I THINK WE JUST BEAT THE MARYLIN MOCK WAR THREAD

BTW THE MADLIB WAS CRAP, OR MAYBE WILLIE IS JUST BETTER WITH COMING UP ANSWERS
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
no it was def. the madlib

measure the size of your (internal organ) ? fucking douchebag

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
Yeah, that was dumb shit.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
I'LL MAKE IT
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
COME ON ELIBS SEND ME A FUNCKING CONFIRMATION EMAIL

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
THIS IS MOCK WASR WEHEREZ THE MOCKING???
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
PLURAL ANIMAL
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
snakes
sour
slimey
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Donkies
Hard
hot
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
dolphins
retarded
sophisticated
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
dogs
homoerotic
slippery

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
LAST NAME
ITEM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
PLURAL NOUN
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
weiner
refridgerator
asses

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Pringle
Rolling pin
Carts
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
TATOM
DISH WASHER
FAGGOTS
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
ADJECTIVE
ONE SYLLABLE WORD POP HAT HOP CHEW ETC (wtf??? )
PERSON
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
smelly
cunt
lotida



-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Hot and ready
phhhhffff
Hot dog vendor
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
LOL

VERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
this is going too fast. lol.
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
shiney
bumpy
jim carey!!! lolllolollo
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
rape
dehumanize
stupid

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Run
Fuck
barely 18
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
Argh, I'm lost!
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
hahaha barely 18 ruels :D

-willie
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Originally Posted by Drev View Post
I NEED TO SHAVE
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
SHAVE THEN

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
FIRST NAME OF PERSON WHOSE LAST NAME YOU FILLED IN ABOVE:
PIECE OF CLOTHING
ADJECTIVE
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
Joe

Pants

Clingy
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
Ignacious
ass-chaps
fucked-up

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
Joe Weiner
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
FEMALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE
VERB
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
geoffery
body condom
Pregnent
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
jim
birthday suit hahahaha
smelly
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
ESUOHLIM
SMELLY
SHITTING
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
Cuntette
Cunty
run
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
lisa
slutty
sex
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
TOO FAST
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
jeannette x
slippery
flip the bird

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
LOL @ CUNTETTE

ANIMAL
VERB ENDING IN -S
VERB ENDING IN -S
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Anteater
Sucks
Impregnates
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
kangaroo
jumps
kicks
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
giraffe
fucks
evaporates

-willie
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Originally Posted by Drev View Post
TIME FOR TELETUBBIES!
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
hummingbird
flys
crashes
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
THREE TOED SLOTH

HOPS

PEERS
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK OR BREATHE
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Originally Posted by Drev View Post
weasel
farts
explodes
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
I'll make the female name "Cuntette X"

VERB
BODY PART PLURAL
PIECE OF CLOTHING
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
farts
penii
petticoat
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
tickle
pendulous breasts
wimple

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Seckses
Livers
BOdyh condom
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
ADJECTIVE
MALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
FUNNY
JIXBY
FAST
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
gay
kellychaos
shitty

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
slippery
jim
horny
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Originally Posted by Drev View Post
exploding
Ron pearlman
shaving
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Dead
Timmy
dying
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
sad
gregory hines
angry
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
lol @ gregfory hines

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
TOOL
PLURAL NOUN
NOUN
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
hammer
nails
wood
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
kellychaos
buttplugs
turd

-willie
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
MONKEY WRENCH
MEXICANS
JEW
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Forceps
Babies
Doctor
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Originally Posted by Drev View Post
WILLIE YOU NEED TO GET ON AIM MORE
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
yeah
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
if i was on AIM I wouldn't be able to reply to this thread so fast

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
LOL @ KELLYCHOAS FOR TOOL

VERB ENDING IN S
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN S
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
shoots
dad
scores
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
bones
****** :X
farts

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
fucks
goat
eats
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
makes outs
hocky
runes
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
shit this is a long one :D

-willie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
OK, IT'S READY

EVERYONE READY?
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
oh yeah

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
WHEEE, hold on for fifteen minutes
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
oh yeah

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
CONME ON JERKS
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
SING A CHRISTMAS CAROL

Up on the housetop snakes pause, Out jumps hard sophisticated Santa Weiner , Down through the refridgerator with lots of asses , All for the smelly ones Christmas joys!
CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

First comes the pants of fucked-up Cuntette X , Oh, cunty Santa, run it well, Give her a giraffe that fucks and evaporates , One that can open and farts thier penii .

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

Look in the petticoat of gay KellyChaos , Oh just see the shaving fill! Here is a hammer and lots of babies , A Jew that shoots and a Dad that scores !

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
edit: there it is
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
lol omg

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
How ruthlessly absurd!
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
that was the best one yet

Santa Weiner
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
It was #3 on the top 40 (the first two were GURLZ ONLY )

But that is the one of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet.
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
lol @ Here is a hammer and lots of babies
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
hard SOPHISTICATED santa weiner

-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
i still hgaven't gotten a confirmation email

-willie
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Originally Posted by Drev View Post
BILLY BOB CORN COB
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
it must be my email service i tried a diff. adress and it worked right away

I'm gonig to be writing one now so go ahead and do another one without me

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
I CAN'T GO TO BED UNTIL WE BREAK 20 PAGES START A NEW ONE!!!
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
i just cotton swabbed my ears

i had a lot of wax in them
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
AT THE FUNNY MADLIB
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
I dont want to go to bed, but i need to go on a quest for ladies to secks tomorrow.
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
You shall fail. Clearly schimid is the bread winner there.
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
i dont get it
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
This was started: Sun Jan 18, 2004 3:38 am


It is now somewhere around: Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:53 am

That's a long time :O
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
Your time zone is CRAZY. Midnight here.
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
It's only 1:46 am here... I haven't set the boards for my timezone yet.
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
Where are the big-time posters?
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
SOMEONE ELSE DO A MAD LIB
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
I DUN KNOW HOW
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
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Originally Posted by Drev View Post
POOK
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
GURLZ ONLIE!!!
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
VERB
NOUN
NOUN
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Originally Posted by Drev View Post
RUN
PICKLE
MONKEY
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
VERB
Mad hatter
hot shower
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
jump
egg
eye
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
CATS
FLAMING
UNDER-ROOS
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Christs
Hot and ready
Preggos
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
pants
hit
cheeses
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
PLURAL NOUN
VERB ENDING IN -ing
VERB
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
THIS THREAD HAS BECOME NOTHING WITHOUT THE IMPORTANT I-MOCKERS
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Sad mans
winning
shoeing
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
My dream is lost. No 20 pages for me.
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
WILLIE COME BACK
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
HEY CAMACAZIO! GIVE THE SHIT I NEED FOR THE MADLIB, OR STOP TALKING! 8-)
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
wtf I'm here i'm just mkaing the next one ok

-willie
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
knock knock
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
If he wasn't to busy sucking your cock he would know that.

No offense to you.
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
YOU GUYS ARE JERKS
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
turds

farting

shit

-willie
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
NO FIGHTING

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
ima gonna go to bed and then wake up and find woman to make love to
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
Sry willie ;<
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
i just ate a buncha salted sunflower seeds 8)
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
are we still doing a madlib

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
I was a little preoccupied.
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
Nah. It sucked anyway.

Edit - mine sucked. I guess we're still doing them if somebody wants to start a new one.
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
well then can I do mine

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
I LIED, go ahead
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
HOLIDAY
PLURAL NOUN

-willie
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
christmas
chairs
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
MARTEN LUTHER KING DAY

Cuntses
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
ORGAN
VERB PAST TENSE

-willie
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
Lung
POPPED
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
ovary

bled
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Originally Posted by liquidstatik View Post
HEART
FARTED
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
verb past tense
liquid

-willie
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
DIED

Urea
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Originally Posted by camacazio View Post
looted
mercury
I clicked the first 2000 posts of this thread. It doesn't look like they all stuck.

You've failed me MultiQuote.
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