[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by executioneer

work, dang you

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

KITTES :D

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PROUD I AM TO BE THE FIRST PERSON ASIDE FROM YOU WILLIE TO POST IN THIS THREAD THAT MAKES ME THIRD RIGHT?

Originally Posted by executioneer

I'M GOING TO THE STORE, TO BUY SOME PIZZA :mindsay

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

7:41 PM

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

oh HO you can post more than once a mintue

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

HEY YOU'RE A JERK PS HERE IS A SWEAR FOR THE INTERNET (FUCKTARD)

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan

MY PHONE IS LESS THAN A FOOT IN FRONT OF MY FACE

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

HEY WILLIE

Originally Posted by executioneer

HEY DONT CALL ME FUCKTARD THIS IS I-MOCKERY WE DONT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE HERE

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

hi capn't crunch or should I asy RONGI

hi hickman or should I say ESHOUNLIM

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan

I ATE A DOUGHNUT

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

oh w/e

Originally Posted by executioneer

HI I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

-willie

Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas

even

Originally Posted by HickMan

HI WILLIE, OR SHOULD I SAY JEAN

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

that w/e was for willie not you dickman

Originally Posted by executioneer

NO YOU DONT YOU REALLY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HAND AM I RIGHT FELLAS THAT GUY REALLY MASTURBANTES INSTEAD OF POSSIBLY KNOWING A GFIRL

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan

I LIKE ASIAN GIRLIES

EDIT FUCK YOU GUYS

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

10:45

Originally Posted by executioneer

HI EVERYONE WHO POSTED IN THIS THREAD YOU WIN A DONLLAR J/K I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY

-willie

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

THIS IS TOO COMPLICATED BECAUSE WE ARE ALL POSTING ON THE SAME MINUTE IT'S CONFUSING

Originally Posted by HickMan

I LIKE THE NAME STEVE. SAME GAVE IT TO ME

Originally Posted by executioneer

EVERYBODY LETS POST ANGRY JEKR POSTS AS FAS T AS WE CAN SO THIS THREAD GETS 20 PAGES

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan

I CAN SAY STUFF IN CAPS

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

:ANGRYJERKPOST

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

I WANT TO HAEV UR MAN SECKS WILLIE!

Originally Posted by executioneer

WHOOPS I GOT TO GO NOW ITS BEEN FUN HUH GUYS AM I RIGHT

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan

PENIS!

Originally Posted by Schimid

::POUNDS ON EVERYONE BUT CRUNCH::

Originally Posted by executioneer

i mena it

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

PLZ DUN POUND ME MISTAR SCHIMID :<

Originally Posted by HickMan

VAGINA!

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF SOMEONE DIED ON THE INTERNET

Originally Posted by HickMan

BOOBZ

Originally Posted by executioneer

You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while

you jerks

-willie

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

i saw that :rolysesyes

Originally Posted by HickMan

I LIKE SECKS

Originally Posted by HickMan

stupid jerks I can't believe I posted stupid words like that :omfg I try to read this whole thread but I couldn't it's too long

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

SIT ON IT POSTY

-willie

Originally Posted by HickMan

Originally Posted by Sam

HEY GUYS, I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS HEADING!

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

All of you could post once a minute for like 2 straight days and I'd still win. :hat

Originally Posted by Sam

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DARE TO ME!!!

Originally Posted by HickMan

NOO

Originally Posted by Sam

YES!

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

BRING IT, SAMMY

Originally Posted by Sam

OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT.

Originally Posted by Sam

OH YAH I CAN'T POST FOR 2 STRAIGHT DAYS BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW.

Originally Posted by HickMan

JOBS ARE FOR LOSERS

Originally Posted by Sam

JOBS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO STILL NEED TO BUY THE ATHF DVD

Originally Posted by HickMan

I ONLY HAVE FAMILY GUY VOLUME ONE :<

Originally Posted by Sam

YOU COULD HAVE THEM ALL IF YOU HAD A JOB

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I have 14 shows on dvd and I don't have a job.

I'm poor now, however.

I used to have a job. I should go back to it soon.

Originally Posted by Sam

What was your job???

Originally Posted by Mr. Vagiclean

AHAHA FUN

NICE NEW AVATAR WILL, SIHT'S TOO CUTE


EEEARRHMEEWWOOO

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I WORKED AT ELECTRONICS BOUTIQUE FOR LIKE FOUR MONTHS ONCE.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

I HAVE OVAR 1K POSTS NOW ;<


THAT MEANS IM ALMOST AS COOL AS ESUOHLIM :ROLLEYES

Originally Posted by HickMan

I'M DIRT POOR. I LIVE IN THE GHETTO. MY SCHOOL HAS RAP SNACKS IN STOCK .

Originally Posted by Sam

KEEP GOING LIQUIDSTATIK, I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

R U TRYING TO BE GHEY TO ME? ;<

Originally Posted by Sam

NO SORRY, I LIEK GIRLS, CUZ THEY ARE PRETTY AND MAKE MY TUMMY FEEL ALL WEIRD LIKE I ATE TOO MUCH MACORONI. ;-)

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

OH. WELL THAT'S COOL, TOO. I GUESS. :{

Originally Posted by HickMan

POST

Originally Posted by Sam

POST #2

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

WINNER: CHOJIN

Originally Posted by Schimid

I think Tubesock won this round, guys.

Originally Posted by executioneer

I HATE this thread

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

tube sock round 69 lolol rofl omg number commedy

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

hey did you know that the first day i was posting on the old ezboard they needed donates, so I donated enough money so that they needed a number that ended in 6.66

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

oh wait it wasn't the FIRST day, but it was definitely right after I started pposting

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

tube sock twice as cold twice as STONED :rofl

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

tube sock 666 omg lol

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

the retro tubesock

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

mad tubesock

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

KITTIES

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

SWEARS ON THE INTERNET

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

FAST PACED ACTION

Originally Posted by executioneer

THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, FUCKERS

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

My friend drew me in paint and she drew me crying

Originally Posted by executioneer

ultra perfect tubesock

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

I forgot to ask permission to be in this thread can i be in this thread

Originally Posted by executioneer

anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules

the rules are:

BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY

-willie

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

Originally Posted by camacazio

I think I'd better get a post in too.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Wheeeeee is my favorite word

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

"Who's girth" hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahh

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

i am brushing my hair jekrs

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

three in a row

Originally Posted by Sam

DOES THIS COUNT AS BEING A JERK? I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

Originally Posted by executioneer

royal tubesock

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

everybody quit but me

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

IMA GONNA GO GET SOME ICED TEA OK, FINE THEN.

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

which really means get sexed up...

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

i have to pee

Originally Posted by camacazio

Things happen too fast!!!

Originally Posted by EverythingWillSuck

I hope im not too late

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

okay guys i peed

Originally Posted by camacazio

Was it blood?

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

At first, no, but then I fell backwards onto the sink and tore my kindey open. THEN it was blood.

Originally Posted by Rongi

hey guys i got a quick question

Originally Posted by Rongi

hold on

Originally Posted by Rongi

I forgot my question i'm sorry

Originally Posted by Rongi

oh i remember now

Originally Posted by executioneer

lol I got some ice tea earlier, it was sobe zen tea which is orange cinnamon (the best flavor ice tea ever)

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

it was a great question but i think it's too great

Originally Posted by executioneer

ps i changed my avatar again so its cooler 8)

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

ok here's the question

Originally Posted by Rongi

where do you think you go when you die ?

i think you go into the matrix and fight agent smith

Originally Posted by executioneer

what is your question

if it's "why the hell does freschetta pizza always tear up the roof of your mouth just like peanut butter crunch does" then that's my question too

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

OH i think you go to an anime convention when you die if you are bad, and to a orgy convention if you are good 8)

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

darn i shoulda asked that question because i really wanna know too

i had baked ziti pizza today. it was pretty good

Originally Posted by executioneer

ALTERNATE ANSWER: FIRE DRILL!

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

i should start being good then

no more drinking or hot chicks ;(

Originally Posted by executioneer

omg ziti rules your face

food forum

lol ziti and face, what a teenage dillema

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

this is what it woiuld be like if there was a i-mockery chatroom btw except that I don't talk in chatrooms b/c I usually am doing somethging else like posting on a forum

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

MAD LIBS TIME

Originally Posted by Rongi

what's it like living in kitties

i bet there's a lot of fur

Originally Posted by Rongi

milhouse you sure do make it seem like detroit has a lot of black people in it

maybe you should move

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

VERB

Originally Posted by executioneer

i bought steaks and burritos and tater tots and corn and peas at the store

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

FART

Originally Posted by executioneer

urinate

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

farting-urination

Originally Posted by executioneer

i don't live IN kitties, just with a lot of them

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

MAD LIBS IS OVER

RONGI YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK AND GET MUGGED BY A BIG BLACK GUY

Originally Posted by executioneer

thius thread is offensive to adrkies

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

OK MADLIBS IS BACK

NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer

cunt

-willie

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

shit i fell behind again

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer

analflap

-willie

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

massive clitoris

Originally Posted by Rongi

there's a lot of crime in new york

i wish someone would come and sotp the crime

Originally Posted by Schimid

THE MOLECULAR MAN

Originally Posted by executioneer

i want to be a super hero so i can stop crime

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

VERB

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

Originally Posted by executioneer

rape

-willie

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

this thread is going too fast im always three posts behind

Originally Posted by Schimid

oh shit rongi's here

Originally Posted by Rongi

maybe you can be the exocutioneer

of crime

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

clocked

Originally Posted by executioneer

that's ok scuutwice we'll understand

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

executioneer your avatar is about 20 times more hilarious with in it

:salute

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

yay

Originally Posted by Rongi

hey schimid whatsup can i call you schi from now on i am layzee

Originally Posted by executioneer

i know I just need a fast way to get around besisdes walking or driving or a cool way to detect crime so I can be there on tmie

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

adjective: faggoty

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

that's a toughy

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

side scrollish

Originally Posted by executioneer

scruutwice we demand MORE asbestos :simpsons

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Sorry, I have dialup so my computer is slow.

PERSON

Originally Posted by executioneer

jixby phillips

PS YOU ARE FORGIVE FOR SLOW

-willie

Originally Posted by Sam

LOL WILLIE BEAT ME AND I HAVE DIAL UP TOO!

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice

micheal jackson

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

PERSON

Originally Posted by executioneer

heather michelle

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

i just ate an orange

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

OH SHIT, THIS IS RATHER LONG. I'D BETTER DO THREE AT A TIME

VERB

Originally Posted by executioneer

oh shit I better go eat an apple and then we should compare

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

oranges are the best

Originally Posted by Sam

YELLING!

Originally Posted by Schimid

hey guys my name isnt schmid okay dont call me schmid i swear id be so mad

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

WHOOPS . THREE AT A TIME STARTING NOW

NOUN
FEELING
VERB

Originally Posted by camacazio

Last time I looked it was only 3 pages long!

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

That made me LOL.

Originally Posted by executioneer

shit
embarrassed
fellate

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

willie is a fucking post demon

Originally Posted by Schimid

FIRST PERSON TO IM ME GETS A PRIZE

GO

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

ADJECTIVE
VERB
NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer

cunty
poop
demon

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

god damn willie you are a speed demon

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

ADVERB
VERB
VERB

Originally Posted by Rongi

fartly
fart
punch

Originally Posted by Sam

HEY GUYS, I'M LOOKING FOR SCHMID IS HE HERE???

Originally Posted by camacazio

post

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

NOUN
ADVERB
PLACE

Originally Posted by Schimid

RONGI WON THE IM CONTEST

round two GO SOMEONE IM ME HURRY

Originally Posted by executioneer

apple
quickly
waste processing plant

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

NOUN
INSULT

Originally Posted by executioneer

apples are better than oranges ytou wanna fight about it



-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I wish there was an Apple Forum or something.

Originally Posted by executioneer

condom
studio8

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

OH NO IT'S PERCY, MR. BONE'S NEPHEW

Originally Posted by Rongi

no way willie oranges 4 life

vitamin c and citrus all the way

Originally Posted by executioneer

schimid i don't get it

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

apples have vitamin c too and they taste bettar lol if i want citrus I'll buy a cleaning product

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

First guy named Rongi that unblocks me gets a prize! :D

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB. IT'S CALLED TEN COMMANDMENTS:

Ten Commandments

Thou shalt not cunt .

Thou shalt not rape an analflap

Thou shalt not be faggoty to Jixby Phillips or Heather Michelle

Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased

Thou shalt not fellate cuntily

Thou shalt not poop a demon without fartly fart first.

Thou shalt not punch without an apple

Thou shalt not cry quickly !

Thou shalt not go to waste processing plant without a condom

Thou shalt not be a(n) Studio8

I GOT THIS FROM ELIBS.COM

Originally Posted by executioneer

totally lol omg

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Originally Posted by executioneer

someone do another one mad libs are my fav :D

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Originally Posted by Rongi

w/e willie

citrus can be used for so much more then cleaning. like squirting jersk in the eye

besides apples skin tastes like gross

Originally Posted by executioneer

YOU taste like gross

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

lol @ madlib

Originally Posted by Rongi

omg that's mean

well you can take your apples and go jump off a bridge you meanie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Apples are way better

ORANGE JUICE IS BETTER THAN APPLE JUICE THOUGH

BUT APPLE CIDER...

Originally Posted by executioneer

I'm sorry lets not compare apples to oranges anymore

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

OK

My computer is going faster it seems. Who's up for another Mad Lib round? :D

Originally Posted by Rongi

well alright :D

but we can all agree that brussel sprouts are gross

Originally Posted by Schimid

HEARTS STARS HORSESHOES CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAINBOWS AND ME RED BALLOONS

Originally Posted by camacazio

Man, I love those fruit loops.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I've been angry at Lucky Charms since they took out diamonds.

Originally Posted by Schimid

NOW THEY HAVE SECRET THINGS

WHEN YOU PUT MILK IN, A KEY IS REVEALED

Originally Posted by executioneer

my roommate found this bag cereal one time that was like froot loops with marshmallows, only it had almost as much marshmallows as froot loops

MAD LIBS

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

ALRIGHT, NOW FELLAS?

Originally Posted by Schimid

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

OK, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE SHORT SO I'LL DO TWO AT A TIME.

FRIEND
BEVERAGE

Originally Posted by Schimid

mr. rogers
lemon-scented cleaner

Originally Posted by executioneer

jeff
coke

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

PART OF FACE
NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer

schimid is the answer "BEING AT ABSOLUTE ZERO"

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

nostril
wrapper

Originally Posted by executioneer

nose
booger

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?

ICE COLD!

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

SOMETHING STICKY
NUMBER

Originally Posted by Sam

GLUE

6

Originally Posted by executioneer

being at absolute zero is colder than ice cold

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

OKAY WILLIE YOU CAN DO THE REST

EXCEPT NUMBER SHOULD BE 69, AWE YEAH

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

INTERNAL ORGAN
METAL

Originally Posted by executioneer

lol numbers are always boring so my friends and i wehn we do madlibs always put some sort of expletive with them, like "900 fuck grandma"

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

spleen
simple plan

Originally Posted by executioneer

testicle
lead

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

i want that to be my title

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I'LL PUT "FUCK GRANDMA" IN THIS ONE.

ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
WEAPON
MILITARY VEHICLE

Originally Posted by executioneer

hahaha

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

dickie
cock rocket
a-10 warthog

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

This is one of those awesome topics where you REALLY want to go to bed, but you know something hilarious will be posted right after you leave or a prime set-up for a joke will be made.

Except I have to charm a young lady tomorrow

Thanks a lot, I-Mockery

Originally Posted by executioneer

it'll still be here tomorrow :/

or it BETTER

-willie

Originally Posted by Schimid

yeah but the jokes will be lost

i'm going to bed, guys

wish me luck on my quest for pretty girls

EDIT - 229, neva 4get

Originally Posted by executioneer

luck

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

BUT YOU'LL MISS THE MAD LIB

Well here it is. I combined both of Schimids and Willie's answers, since you both participated. :o

"HOW TO UNCLOG A SINK"

Fill Jeff halfway with coke . Place a plunger over the nostril , making sure that the plunger’s rubber wrapper is full of glue . Plunge 6 fuck grandma times, using careful but forceful strokes. Remove the testicle and give Jeff a chance to drain. After it is completely unclogged, run hot lead down the dickie for several minutes. Consider using a cockrocket as a last resort. Call in a warthog for problems you can’t resolve on your own.

Originally Posted by Rongi

if someone closes this thread i'll be really angry

and you won't like me when i'm angry

Originally Posted by executioneer

hahaha

that was funny but not as good as the first one, I blame the mad lib itself =-o

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

This might be the most rapidly growing thread ever.

Originally Posted by executioneer

good :C

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

ANOTHER MAD LIB 8)

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

SOMEONE ELSE DO ONE. I WANNA PLAY

http://www.elibs.com

Originally Posted by executioneer

get down with yo bad self and yo bad mad lib

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

I'd like to see this thing at 20 pages by morning.

Originally Posted by executioneer

at this rate how could it NOT

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

i leave for an hour or so and i miss everything x 1000

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I started Mad Libs on page 4 I think, and that was an hour ago :o

Originally Posted by camacazio

If people go to bed it won't hit 20

Originally Posted by Rongi

hey guys put on comedy central

the nambla episode of south park is on

Originally Posted by executioneer

well stick around we're going to do another mad lib

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

nobody goes to bed in THIS town

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Where's your avatar from, Rongi? I know i've seen that somewhere but can't remember what exactly. :O

Originally Posted by executioneer

if i go watch TV how can I post on the internet, it's not like the TV and computor are in the same room

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

IF NO ONE STARTS A MAD LIB IN SIX MORE POSTS, THEN I GUESS I'LL DO IT

Originally Posted by camacazio

People ALWAYS go to bed in this pussy state.

Originally Posted by Rongi

weebl and bob

i forgot the URL

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

HAPPY time

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

I think I saw a clip thing from albinoblacksheep. :/ It was funny.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

I want to go back and read all the stuffs i missed but i don't want to miss what is happening now

Originally Posted by executioneer

OK I'LL DO MAD LIB

MAMMAL (plural)
INTERNAL ORGAN

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Not much is happening right now.

BUT WAIT 'TIL MAD LIBS START AGAIN

Originally Posted by Rongi

donkies
aorta

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

KITTIES
PANCREAS

Originally Posted by camacazio

monkeys
small intestines

Originally Posted by executioneer

amphibian (plural)
small mammal

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

OMG IT STARTED

Originally Posted by camacazio

newts
mouse

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

FROGGIES
MOUSE

Originally Posted by executioneer

adhesive
number

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Salamanders
Chinchilas

Originally Posted by camacazio

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

RUBBER CEMENT
1800 CALL SAM

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Super Glue
Fourthousand six hundred and two

Originally Posted by camacazio

elmer's glue
72

Originally Posted by executioneer

household pet plural
military vehicle plural

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

KITTENS
TANKS

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

FISHIES
TANKS

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Spiders
Hummers

Originally Posted by executioneer

oh shit I should have checked to see what the rating was on this one, it's only 1 1/2 star

oh well

household appliance pl
body part pl

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

blenders
fingers

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

DISHWASHERS
TONGUES

Originally Posted by Sam

BLENDERS

PENII

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Microwaves
Clitorises

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Yeah, my ten commandments one was in the top 40, but the unclog sink one was a random.

Originally Posted by executioneer

part of face
weapon pliural

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

CHEEK
PISTOLS

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Skin
attack dogs

Originally Posted by Sam

MILHOUSES DIAL UP IS FASTER THEN MY DSL =(

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

lol

Originally Posted by executioneer

OK IS EVERYONE READY

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

yes

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

YEY

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

READY :D

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

NO WAIT MY POPCORN IS IN TEH MICROWAVE







:REALY

Originally Posted by Rongi

this is better then american idol

Originally Posted by executioneer

HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER

Decide how many kitties to invite by measuring the size of your aorta . Send out salamanders a week ahead of time. Ask everyone to bring a mouse and rubber cement . Have at least 4602 videos. Be prepared in case kids want to bake kittens . Stock up on hummers and blenders . Don’t forget to lay in supplies for breakfast. penii and cheek are fine. When the kids arrive tell them what attack dogs they can use.

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

opps the title was "HOW TO PLAN A SLEEPOVER"

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Hurrah

Originally Posted by camacazio

I rate it: 1 1/2 star

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

I didn't like it to much. ;(

Originally Posted by executioneer

honest to chrsit some people just shouldn't be allowed on the ingternet, and the person who wrote that madlib is it

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev

Hi! Sorry I'm late!

Is there any snacks left?

Originally Posted by executioneer

I'm gonna write my own, someone else should do one of th e top 40 or whatever in the meantime =-o

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

MEANTIME

Originally Posted by camacazio

I have a book of old madlibs somewhere upstairs. I'm busy down here with the pretzels, though. Someone else got on that.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

HEY, I THINK WE JUST BEAT THE MARYLIN MOCK WAR THREAD

BTW THE MADLIB WAS CRAP, OR MAYBE WILLIE IS JUST BETTER WITH COMING UP ANSWERS

Originally Posted by executioneer

no it was def. the madlib

measure the size of your (internal organ) ? fucking douchebag

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

Yeah, that was dumb shit.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I'LL MAKE IT

Originally Posted by executioneer

COME ON ELIBS SEND ME A FUNCKING CONFIRMATION EMAIL

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

THIS IS MOCK WASR WEHEREZ THE MOCKING???

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

PLURAL ANIMAL
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by camacazio

snakes
sour
slimey

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Donkies
Hard
hot

Originally Posted by Rongi

dolphins
retarded
sophisticated

Originally Posted by executioneer

dogs
homoerotic
slippery

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

LAST NAME
ITEM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE
PLURAL NOUN

Originally Posted by executioneer

weiner
refridgerator
asses

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Pringle
Rolling pin
Carts

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

TATOM
DISH WASHER
FAGGOTS

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

ADJECTIVE
ONE SYLLABLE WORD POP HAT HOP CHEW ETC (wtf??? )
PERSON

Originally Posted by executioneer

smelly
cunt
lotida



-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Hot and ready
phhhhffff
Hot dog vendor

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

LOL

VERB
VERB
ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

this is going too fast. lol.

Originally Posted by camacazio

shiney
bumpy
jim carey!!! lolllolollo

Originally Posted by executioneer

rape
dehumanize
stupid

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Run
Fuck
barely 18

Originally Posted by camacazio

Argh, I'm lost!

Originally Posted by executioneer

hahaha barely 18 ruels :D

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev

I NEED TO SHAVE

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Originally Posted by executioneer

SHAVE THEN

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

FIRST NAME OF PERSON WHOSE LAST NAME YOU FILLED IN ABOVE:
PIECE OF CLOTHING
ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by Sam

Joe

Pants

Clingy

Originally Posted by executioneer

Ignacious
ass-chaps
fucked-up

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

Joe Weiner

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

FEMALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE
VERB

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

geoffery
body condom
Pregnent

Originally Posted by camacazio

jim
birthday suit hahahaha
smelly

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

ESUOHLIM
SMELLY
SHITTING

Originally Posted by Rongi

Cuntette
Cunty
run

Originally Posted by camacazio

lisa
slutty
sex

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

TOO FAST

Originally Posted by executioneer

jeannette x
slippery
flip the bird

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

LOL @ CUNTETTE

ANIMAL
VERB ENDING IN -S
VERB ENDING IN -S

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Anteater
Sucks
Impregnates

Originally Posted by camacazio

kangaroo
jumps
kicks

Originally Posted by executioneer

giraffe
fucks
evaporates

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev

TIME FOR TELETUBBIES!

Originally Posted by Rongi

hummingbird
flys
crashes

Originally Posted by Sam

THREE TOED SLOTH

HOPS

PEERS

Originally Posted by camacazio

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK OR BREATHE

Originally Posted by Drev

weasel
farts
explodes

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I'll make the female name "Cuntette X"

VERB
BODY PART PLURAL
PIECE OF CLOTHING

Originally Posted by Rongi

farts
penii
petticoat

Originally Posted by executioneer

tickle
pendulous breasts
wimple

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Seckses
Livers
BOdyh condom

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

ADJECTIVE
MALE PERSON
ADJECTIVE

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

FUNNY
JIXBY
FAST

Originally Posted by executioneer

gay
kellychaos
shitty

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

slippery
jim
horny

Originally Posted by Drev

exploding
Ron pearlman
shaving

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Dead
Timmy
dying

Originally Posted by Rongi

sad
gregory hines
angry

Originally Posted by executioneer

lol @ gregfory hines

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

TOOL
PLURAL NOUN
NOUN

Originally Posted by camacazio

hammer
nails
wood

Originally Posted by executioneer

kellychaos
buttplugs
turd

-willie

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

MONKEY WRENCH
MEXICANS
JEW

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Forceps
Babies
Doctor

Originally Posted by Drev

WILLIE YOU NEED TO GET ON AIM MORE

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

yeah

Originally Posted by executioneer

if i was on AIM I wouldn't be able to reply to this thread so fast

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

LOL @ KELLYCHOAS FOR TOOL

VERB ENDING IN S
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN S

Originally Posted by Rongi

shoots
dad
scores

Originally Posted by executioneer

bones
****** :X
farts

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

fucks
goat
eats

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

makes outs
hocky
runes

Originally Posted by executioneer

shit this is a long one :D

-willie

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

OK, IT'S READY

EVERYONE READY?

Originally Posted by executioneer

oh yeah

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

WHEEE, hold on for fifteen minutes

Originally Posted by executioneer

oh yeah

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

CONME ON JERKS

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

SING A CHRISTMAS CAROL

Up on the housetop snakes pause, Out jumps hard sophisticated Santa Weiner , Down through the refridgerator with lots of asses , All for the smelly ones Christmas joys!
CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

First comes the pants of fucked-up Cuntette X , Oh, cunty Santa, run it well, Give her a giraffe that fucks and evaporates , One that can open and farts thier penii .

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe .

Look in the petticoat of gay KellyChaos , Oh just see the shaving fill! Here is a hammer and lots of babies , A Jew that shoots and a Dad that scores !

CHORUS: cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape , cunt , cunt , cunt , Lotida wouldn't rape ,Up on the housetop, dehumanize , dehumanize , dehumanize , down through the refridgerator with barely 18 Saint Joe

Originally Posted by camacazio

edit: there it is

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Originally Posted by executioneer

lol omg

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

How ruthlessly absurd!

Originally Posted by Rongi

that was the best one yet

Santa Weiner

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

It was #3 on the top 40 (the first two were GURLZ ONLY )

But that is the one of the funniest things I've ever read on the Internet.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

lol @ Here is a hammer and lots of babies

Originally Posted by executioneer

hard SOPHISTICATED santa weiner

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

i still hgaven't gotten a confirmation email

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev

BILLY BOB CORN COB

Originally Posted by executioneer

it must be my email service i tried a diff. adress and it worked right away

I'm gonig to be writing one now so go ahead and do another one without me

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

I CAN'T GO TO BED UNTIL WE BREAK 20 PAGES START A NEW ONE!!!

Originally Posted by Rongi

i just cotton swabbed my ears

i had a lot of wax in them

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

AT THE FUNNY MADLIB

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

I dont want to go to bed, but i need to go on a quest for ladies to secks tomorrow.

Originally Posted by camacazio

You shall fail. Clearly schimid is the bread winner there.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

i dont get it

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

This was started: Sun Jan 18, 2004 3:38 am


It is now somewhere around: Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:53 am

That's a long time :O

Originally Posted by camacazio

Your time zone is CRAZY. Midnight here.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

It's only 1:46 am here... I haven't set the boards for my timezone yet.

Originally Posted by camacazio

Where are the big-time posters?

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

SOMEONE ELSE DO A MAD LIB

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

I DUN KNOW HOW

Originally Posted by executioneer

www.elibs.com

-willie

Originally Posted by Drev

POOK

Originally Posted by Sam

GURLZ ONLIE!!!

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

VERB
NOUN
NOUN

Originally Posted by Drev

RUN
PICKLE
MONKEY

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

VERB
Mad hatter
hot shower

Originally Posted by camacazio

jump
egg
eye

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

PLURAL NOUN
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN

Originally Posted by Sam

CATS
FLAMING
UNDER-ROOS

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Christs
Hot and ready
Preggos

Originally Posted by camacazio

pants
hit
cheeses

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

PLURAL NOUN
VERB ENDING IN -ing
VERB

Originally Posted by camacazio

THIS THREAD HAS BECOME NOTHING WITHOUT THE IMPORTANT I-MOCKERS

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Sad mans
winning
shoeing

Originally Posted by camacazio

My dream is lost. No 20 pages for me.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

WILLIE COME BACK

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

HEY CAMACAZIO! GIVE THE SHIT I NEED FOR THE MADLIB, OR STOP TALKING! 8-)

Originally Posted by executioneer

wtf I'm here i'm just mkaing the next one ok

-willie

Originally Posted by Rongi

knock knock

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

If he wasn't to busy sucking your cock he would know that.

No offense to you.

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

YOU GUYS ARE JERKS

Originally Posted by executioneer

turds

farting

shit

-willie

Originally Posted by executioneer

NO FIGHTING

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

ima gonna go to bed and then wake up and find woman to make love to

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Sry willie ;<

Originally Posted by Rongi

i just ate a buncha salted sunflower seeds 8)

Originally Posted by executioneer

are we still doing a madlib

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

I was a little preoccupied.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Nah. It sucked anyway.

Edit - mine sucked. I guess we're still doing them if somebody wants to start a new one.

Originally Posted by executioneer

well then can I do mine

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

I LIED, go ahead

Originally Posted by executioneer

HOLIDAY
PLURAL NOUN

-willie

Originally Posted by camacazio

christmas
chairs

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

MARTEN LUTHER KING DAY

Cuntses

Originally Posted by executioneer

ORGAN
VERB PAST TENSE

-willie

Originally Posted by Sam

Lung
POPPED

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

ovary

bled

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

HEART
FARTED

Originally Posted by executioneer

verb past tense
liquid

-willie

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

DIED

Urea

Originally Posted by camacazio

looted
mercury

I clicked the first 2000 posts of this thread. It doesn't look like they all stuck.

You've failed me MultiQuote.