I came home from a meeting today, I went up to my room, flopped on my bed, and looked out the window.
What did I see?
In a nearby tree, I saw two squirrels humping the daylights out of each other. One had its forelegs braced against the tree, while the other was jumping up and down behind it with its whole body wrapped around the ass end of the other squirrel.
I don't want my window anymore
