[Divisible by Waffle]

I don't have a Wii of my own yet (yeah, I'm about as rich as your average street corner hobo), but I did get a chance to play one at a Gamestop a few weeks ago. And I was sorely disappointed; it felt like I was waving my arms in front of the TV like an ape as I watched Link do whatever the hell he wanted anyway. This usually included shooting arrows into the ground, and swiveling his head around indiscriminately.

Please for the love of god tell me that was just a shitty store demo, and not what the actual system plays like.