[MISTER FART]

MY USERNAME, BY MISTER FART

TODAY I TELL THE STORY ABOUT HOW I GET MY USERNAME

MY USERNAME IS WHAT I AM CALLED ON THE INTERNET PAGE LOADED UP BY FEMALES AND MALES AND CHILDRENS.


IT IS WHAT SOMETIMES OTHER PEOPLE CALL IT ON THE INTERNET

MY USERNAME IS A SPECIAL NAME THAT I DO NOT SAY IF I AM TALKING TO MUM AND DAD

MY USERNAME HAS LOTS OF SPEICAL LETTERS IN IT AND IT HAS 2 WORDS IN IT.

THE FIRST WORD IS CALLED MISTER BECAUSE I AM A BIG MAN AND I AM MALE.

THE SECOND WORD COMES FROM FART WHICH IS WHEN YOU POP OFF :backfire

POPPING OFF HAPPENS AFTER EATING EGG OR ONION

THAT IS HOW I GOT MY USERNAME

BY MISTER FART