[MattJack]

Damn! I dated this girl for a long, long time and we broke up for like a week. She had fucked some other dood (to "get back at me")who worked at Autozone, was short, and was pretty fucking gross in general.
She came to my apartment THAT night afterwards and told me! Women are fuckin crazy. Not only did it suck because I cared way more than I wanted to admit, but it was simply insulting. I mean, I'm not anything special in the looks department myself, but DAMN DID YOU HAVE TO FUCK PEDRO FROM NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE?

Her mom left due to drugs and alcohol, yet your genes suck? Intelligence isn't for everyone man.

I simply just wouldn't give her the time of day anymore. Just don't IM her back or answer the phone. Then before you know it she'll be freaking out saying, "WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING?! I DONT UNDERSTAND IM NOT REALLY A DUMB WHORE, I CHANGED!"

Just go on a date or something man, even if it isn't serious. Before you know it you won't even care enough to give her the time of day at all.