First, let me say thanks for signing up at I-Mockery! We really are honored to be your go-to source for intimate advice involving delicate situations.
I'll try to figure out how to best direct your post; I would recommend you contact either CaptainBubba or Helm, our two resident "sexperts"
for everything you need regarding sexual encounters! Of the two, only CaptainBubba is available at the time being, so he'll be here shortly!
Please wait patiently while we await a response.