Of fuck Fart
I was laying out my page, and the editor-in-chief was a few computers down reading the paper's emails, when all of a sudden she started laughing uncontrollably. She was reading something out loud, but I couldn't tell what she was reading because she was laughing so hard. It was that gripe you submitted.
I'm not using it this week, since I already did my page and I don't have room, but I'm going to use that in my page for every week for the rest of the semester. And probably also the start of next semester. Like a running series. Mister Fart is the funniest person ever