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Chojin: JAX WINS, CRUELALITY

That made me Roseanne Laugh. I never Roseanne laugh.

Back in high school I was forced to take a Creative Writing class and a major unit was Poetry. And we had to create a one-sentence poem using a bunch of notes with words on them. Mine was "It takes a fart to break a heart". I made up some bullshit how an ex-girlfriend broke up with me because I passed gas a lot. My teacher called me a cheater and I ended up with a C in the class.

THE C IS FOR CHEATER, I GUESS.