[FartinMowler]

"It Ain't Illegal if You Never Met"By Fartin Mowler

SevenForce (talks to himself after shaving his balls)

anyone would be proud to mount those on a wall

Phone rings (female phone solicitor)

Hello I'm calling from Franks duct cleaners and I was wondering...

SevenForce (interupts before she can continue)

I just shaved my balls and I'm about to jump into my Hot tub, would you like to join me? what's your name?

Phone solicitor

I'm not allowed to give out that information

SevenForce

where are you located?

Phone solicitor

West Beachhaven

SevenForce (balls start to get red and itchy)

I was from West Beachhaven...My parents and sister were killed in a fire and I was adopted by a cult that makes me shave my balls

Phone Solicitor

Oh my god I was told that my brother was killed in a fire and I was adopted by Duct Cleaners

Seven Force

Can you describe yourself?

Phone Solicitor

I'm 5 ft tall with short hair

Seven Force (interupts)

OOOOH YAAA I got it

Phone Solicitor

Got what?

Seven Force (hangs up)