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These are my favorites from there, and I'd already read them ;>



Tony Hawk

For a skateboarder
Tony Hawk is certainly
A gigantic whore.


Conversation with my daughter

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Don’t do that. Don’t
Touch that I said
Don’t touch that.
Stop it. Hey, I said
Stop it, don’t touch that,
DON’T touch that. That.
DON’T, DAMNIT!
I’M TALKING TO YOU I’M TALKING TO YOU
I KNOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH-

Oh, sure, now, cry.


Hey. Can you
Not touch that?