[Zinger]

My old house had stairs that led up to the attic, and the attic itself was the largest room in the house. I put my pool table up there, decorated it and held tournaments with my friends.

My house now just has one of those crappy attics that you need a ladder to reach. I've never been up these because I'm

A) Worried if I open the door (that's on the ceiling), something will fall on top of me.
B) Petrified of spiders or WHATEVER ELSE MIGHT BE UP THERE!

One day though, one day.