[MattJack]

"How To Please Your Woman" by MattJack

CHAPTER 1
Kiss her where it smells funny for foreplay. Afterwards when she is talking about mindless garbage that you could care less about while your favorite episode of M*A*S*H is on, pretend you care.
You really don't have to listen to any words, just pauses in her conversation (with herself). When a pause comes say things like,
"Yea"
"Uh-huh I see"
"That's cool/not cool"
"Really? Explain."
"No way!"

Repeat as necessary.

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