[MattJack]

You know how much gumbo I've ate since I've been alive? Probably more than everyone on this board combined. The same can be said with crawfish, shrimp, catfish, fish in general, and most animals that like to kick it underwater.

My great grandmother throws down in the kitchen harder than Bobby Flay on cocaine. Unfortuneatly, curry isn't one of her specialties. She could cook up a piece of shit and it would be the best thing you've ever tasted.