[Jixby Phillips]

I hate (serious/actiony) comic books. I hate movies like this.

Holy moses, this movie stinks!

Seriously its all I'M A BIG DUDE I'M GONNA TALK ALL BIG ABOUT FIGHTING AND DEATH AND HONOR AND I'M A STUPUID JERK AND THEN 20 MINUTES LATER I'M GONNA FIGHT IN SLOW MOTION A LOT

Like it expects you to come in already liking this character so it doesn't do anything to set up WHY you are supposed to like this character. It's like watching a sequel or something kinda. I vaguely felt the same feeling when watching PASSION OF THE CHRIST: You only really give a shit becuase it's jesus and you're supposed to already like jesus and know everything about jesus. It's kinda like that here.

Also it's ugly to look at. It's like they took a perfectly good-looking movie and ran it through a computer to make it look like the film is coated in diareah. I really hate any movie that looks like this. It's supposed to be stylized and cool but it just screams THIS IS A MOVIE to me the entire time, and I can't get into it.

The violence is really fucking boring. I guess if you like cartoonish looking blood splotches floating around the screen, you'll like this. The slow-mo doesn't help make it look good either. If there wasn't any slow-mo, The movie would be 25 minutes long, which I wouldn't mind.

There's a few titties, but they are really stupid. I hated the titties in this movie. The first sex scene in it is completely ridiculous and stupid. Boring also.

They showed that blade-armed mutant and I was like "that looks kinda neat" but he doesn't do anything in the fucking movie. Litterally, his time in the movie is the same ammount of time he had in the trailer.

The music was really terrible. I think hearing dumb butt-rock play while a bunch of perfectly-chiseled greek men with perfect abs march in unison is the opposite of what I want to hear, as well as see

It is loud and ugly and boring and stupid I really hate it. THUMBS DOWN.