[Matt Harty]

Where's the long drawn out story about how after your teeth were pulled you felt increasingly confident, deciding you'd take a trip to the mall to swoon a young lady and minutes later coward out. Or post a nice long aim conversation with a 12 yr old girl from myspace telling her how bad your mouth hurts, and when she says she hopes you feel better you confuse it for a show of love and try to hit on her. Then after being blocked you accidently forget to cut out the "user has signed off" prompt before pasting the fake conversation you wrote up in Notepad to try and convince everyone that a female besides your mother might actually care about you.