there's my good first son
i just remembered this one time when pat got into a full blown fight with some guy at a bar because the dude LOOKED like derek jeter and pat hated derek jeter.
pat also wrote me a very adolescent love poem when he was drunk one night and sent it to me over email and i got it and read it, but then he called me really early the next morning and told me to run to my computer and delete the email from him and i never had the heart to tell him that i had already read it because HOW COULD I?