I won the nashville chili cookoff, I'm under paid motherfuckers
I circumcised myself with my bare hands, grizzly adams mother bitches, Don't need an elevator, I'll take the stairs. I wrestle Aligators, I ain't no square. I don't need toilet paper, I'll use my hands, and I'll wipe them on your face, because I'm the man. I once slapped a guy so hard his mom lit on fire, and that bitch lives in alaska, you figure it out. So you see my little bitches, if you buy my one minute forty-eight second seminar you too can be a champion of the world! im joking -- you're a loser!
When I take off my shirt even the old ladies flock to me, I'm like Don Johnson, you fucks!
champION champION champION CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!