Oh I dated a girl like that for about, I dunno, 4 seconds, and I felt like I could crush her with my bare arms/hands.
I was always making her order desert and I was always chasing her around with cake/pizza/lard. She was stupid anyways
.
She says to me one day,
"Yea I think my brake light on my car is out, it won't come on when I brake."
"Yea, it sounds like it's out. It could just be out of
brake light fluid though."
So she goes home and asks her dad where she can get "Brake Light Fluid." You know, so her brake light will come on again.