[McClain]

I'm just a lowly User Interface Specialist (I make pretty wire frames!) And although I didn't retain staff member, I will gladly show you how I once achieved such fame status:

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And what is this Glitter Shit Gay Club? If it's an exclusive club and I'm not a member there will be hell to pay. And oh, by the way, I'm the fuckin' FOUNDER and ABORTER of the AVLP. Talk to the hand.
Now pardon me as I french-roll my jeans and pump up my Reeboks UP OUT THIS BITCH. Fuckin' kids.
Where's Bape?