Jerseyboys' Dad, goodbye. It's better that you have died. Your son was way too gay for comfort, and plus he's bald and I can't begin to guess how ashamed you were of your totally gay son with a receding hairline. I guess you should have kept the condom on, huh. It's all up to the lil' korean kids anyhow. ******. Oh, I'm sorry about the racist slur, I didn't mean to say I fucking hate ******s, jews and spics like you. This will be the end of my eulogy, take care.
Now some words from his dear friends and family and then we can all hit the catering food!