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Old May 3rd, 2007, 08:41 AM       
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jesus keeryst, farty! you're not mowing a lawn. you're bush hogging. how high is that gawdamned grass???? i mow lawns too but that shit must be knee high and in serious need of a bushhog.

next time toss out a bunch of gawdamned firecrackers before you mount a mower and give the lil fuckers a running chance.
Rabbits seem to come out because of the vibration of the machines...I've had many a larger rabbit come out to watch me. Swallows seem to like me also when I cut the lawns they dive bomb me catching the bugs that get stirred up by the blades. My tunes are going on full blast in my head phones so I don't hear the cries of the animals
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