[MisSFiT]

I had a poem published in a book, for a "contest" from the back of a magazine. When really it was just a ploy to get people to actually buy the book. There were probably over 200 poems in it, so at 25 buck a pop and over 200 people and some other family members guaranteed to buy it, they made out pretty good.

I haven't written one since...
Those bastards.