[zeldasbiggestfan]

I ran over a black snake once. Its head was in the neighbors yard. It scared the hell outta me though cause I didnt know I had killed it with the mower so I started weed eating and I freaked the fuck out. It was awesome.

And my parents are retarted and just LOVE to let out our cats when I have to mow. Did I mention one is completely DEAF? Yeah. I always have to pick her old ass up and put her inside when I cut the grass.

I have a fear of killing a 16 yr old cat. Im never going to make it as a serial killer.