[mburbank]

Proto, the non touristy tour of Salem is only about half as fun as the touristy tour. Except we do have a humongous comic shop the likes of which I have ony ever seen in NYC.

I only ever leave town like twice a year, and Mock and Re were in Salem during one of those times. Did they do it on purpose or am I a huge liar?

If I'm a liar, am I lying because I don't want my family exposed to I-mockry flotsam and jetsom, or have I been lying about having a family?

Maybe I'm lying about me! Maybe I'm, like, a seven hundred pound woman with a hook hand! Or maybe there is no me.


i like that one best