[Mockery]

Egads! People your age use computers? Shouldn't you be playing Bingo with the other elderlies, complaining about how your kids never visit, and pretending to take those relaxant pills when in reality you're planning on overthowing "the people in white"?

Happy birthday Max, and you had better live to see 90 because the contract you signed with I-Mockery guarantees that you'll be writing for the site for at least 60 years.