[Schimid]

oh FUCK I forgot about Bart v. The Space Mutants.

When I was a kid, I wanted desparately to defeat that game. After years and years of practice, I beat the first level. Minutes later, I was obliterated by a bouncing donut.

I have never been past the second level. I would always think, "Who the FUCK puts quicksand in a mall?! With people?!"