[kahljorn]

Actually it was more like, "WAH WAH WAH NOBODY LOVES ME"/boringeventsofhislifeshowingnobodyloveshim. Not so much complaining i-mockery ruined his life. The rest of what you said was dead on, and the whining was leading to his finding that religion/eternal love are lame. NO NEED TO READ DEAR FELLOWS, THIS SUMMARY WILL SUFFICE


yes he actually said ETERNAL LOVE. What the fuck did you think Johnathan clement that you would bone your girlfriend in space forever? SPACE BONING? DOES SPACE LOOK LIKE ITS MADE OF BONES SIR? And what the fuck most people can't even be together for 10 years before getting a divorce, what makes you think an eternity would be delightful with the same person who you would obviously know back to front by the end of the first thousand years and you'd probably be completely bored with them just like the rest of existence.
AND THATS ONLY THE ICING ON THE CAKE AND THE ICING IS THE MOST OBVIOUS PART OF THE CAKE I COULD GO ON FOREVER ABOUT HOW THE CONCEPT OF BEING ETERNALLY CONSCIOUS OF ANYTHING IN ANYWAY IS ABSOLUTELY RETARDED