[Schimid]

This isn't really so much about a game pissing me off, but it DOES have to do with elder abuse!

When I was four or five or six, I played a LOT of videogames. I used to have Captain America and the Avengers for the NES, and there was the standard 1v1 duel mode on it. Iron Man was always my favorite superhero, so I'd always pick him and make my grandma let me beat her ass over and over again. Iron Man was the only character who could fly, so I'd just hover above her and shoot down.

Then she decides to pick Iron Man, and I get the wise idea to be Hawkeye. She found out she could fly.

She flew up into the air and killed me once, then again, then again and again, all the while celebrating throughout the room and laughing and having a fit. I've always been a big baby about losing, so I went to go throw the controller at her...the razor-sharp corner of the NES controller found her eye, and she laid down for about two days.