I think if you just put the word 'quantum' in front of anything, it makes it fucking cool. Go ahead try it.
Quantum Sex
Quantum Pepsi
Quantum Trampoline
Quantum Jungle Juice
Quantum Couch
Quantum Girlfriend
Quantum Cheeseburger
Ouija board huh? I wasn't allowed to have one of those growing up. I grew up in the deep south/bible belt and a Ouija board was fer talkn to the devil.
One of my friends would have to come over to my house to play Final Fantasy games because it had "magic" in it and his mother was staunchly against him playing with such demonry.
Another friend of mine couldn't play D&D or Magic The Gathering, for the same reasons.
Good times.