As bad as this is, here's the better...
Better -
MARC SUMMERS. I mean, I took him not being on the Next Food Network Star anymore as a sign.
Louie Anderson (Or anyone else who's survived the so-called "Family Feud" curse) - I know he was good on that show, and so was the guy who was on Home Improvement.
Hugh Hefner - Well, he looks like Bob...and he's surrounded by lots of bimbos like Bob. The cross-promotion would be amusing to say the least!
"Can you tell us what he could win.....?"
"A lifetime subscription to Playboy!"
But! It could have been SO much worse...
Rosie O'Donnell - Gossip magazines rumored on it but thankfully this isn't even close. Even the View booted her. And everyone hates her now.
Vince McMahon - Well, let's just say nobody will kiss Vince...willingly.
