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People who jump out at you in libraries
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The timing of this one made me lol ;<
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When your doorbell rings and you open the door and there's nobody there and you look down and there's a paper bag on your doorstep and Jesus, it's on fire, so you stamp on it without even thinking and the god damn bag turns out to be full of memories of a girl you knew in high school who you never asked out even though on certain summer nights you can still smell her hair
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This one is just great on its own and deserves to be on a poster or something.
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Prejudice
Intolerance
Bigotry
Mexicans
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I have a similar list of dislikes :<