[Guitar Woman]

How come the Metroid style castlevanias are so fucking awful? These games basically have gotten rid of everything I liked about the old Castlevanias and replaced it with crap. What the fuck is with this gradual learning curve and leveling up? Where's my ball-busting difficulty? Why do I have so many shitty and not-useful-for-killing-undead weapons? Where's my CHAIN WHIP? And who the fuck is this white-haired Anime punk? WHERE IS MY MUSCLEBOUND ROMANIAN MAN IN A PLATED MINISKIRT? THIS IS BULLSHIT. FUCK YOU, NAMCO.