A friend of mine has two girlfriends now. He doesn't want to give up either for the other, and
everybody involved is perfectly happy with the situation 
And they're both very attractive too
God just seriously cannot exist, because what kind of fucking idiot God would give an atheist two girlfriends?
And no, no no no, no no, no no, no, no no, the thought of a threesome
sickens him
I need better friends they all make me so goddamn angry all the time
