[Jomb]

Mr. Shitdic,
We regret to inform you that your effort: "Fucker's Quest" has failed to gain you entry into our secret Evil ROM-hacker's organization. While we applaud your decision to forgo starting out with the cliched nude SMB hack, this hack just was not up to our standards. Next time have your mom write you out a fake sick excuse note for more than 1 days absence from school to have more time to put into your hack.

Our Condolences,
Jomb, Architect Of Admissions
Evil ROM-hacker's Organization International