I see what you did there with my avatar and the caps locks. Haven't seen that before!
One could only wonder what it would be like if your keyboard broke (peace.jpg) and you had to use a "IT-TALKS-IT-TYPES" kind of program to convey your great insights to the worldwildweb!
WHY I THINK IT GO SOMETHING A LITTLE LIKE THIS:
http://novirginsallowed.com/fyb/HEYGUYS.mp3
