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I'll admit it. I did not answer any of Guitar Woman's inquiries about me because I did not take them seriously. I come to these boards to have a laugh and not to be talked down to by kids. So, I used this thread to tell Guitar Woman why I think HE is annoying so I would never have to go through it again. I can't stand his writing so reading that made me want to hurl ferociously. When he then put on the ATTORNEY GETUP I thought this was going to turn into a minstrel show of awful. I refuse to belive that Guitar Woman didn't have OBJECTION.gif waiting in the wings, sorry. I figure his intentions were to annoy me in a point so that I will leave.

If guitar woman thinks I am making fun of him too much. He can PM and ask me nicely (and not like a chode here). I know he probably thought I would use it as a tool to embarass him, but that is not my motives. I just want the bullshit to stop that he and zeldasbiggestfan have been doing for the past couple months of this forum. I tried to reason with Zeldasbiggestfan (and his fatter day saint, Juttin) on many occasions but only got in return was "fuck you, faggot, faggot fuck you" and then some PMs about his new character or whatever.

You are right! I should of just made another post like I did with ZBF. I apologized for posting my joke in that one thread of his which seemed to pull him into a shit spiral that caused this thread. My reply was something along to that vein but wasn't as good because I didn't feel like doing extensive research that late at night. I should of posted more examples.

I discussed with you with you what my intentions were in those PMs I made to you last week. I am not trying ruin these forums and I find it offensive when someone says I and only I am. I'm not saying you did, Chojin, but that seems to be the case with Guitar Woman. I still think that "forum war" with DGemu was a terrible idea and I think that incident is what is making me a loose cannon lately.

I am willing to come to a compromise not for the sake of him, but for this board. I was actually going to post my proposal earlier but I forgot.

If Guitar Woman complies to the following:

- Cut down on the teenage bullshit that I explained in exhausting detail in my main reply in this post.
- Doesn't post in my threads to be a wet blanket. For example the "dogs suck" remark in Our Dog Red's Sudden Passing or the "I REMEMBER WHEN WILLIE LEFT, HARDY HAR HAR" remarks in my sincere In Memory of Willie Mobbs thread. He has to know now that I fucking hate it. Whether he means to be an annoying prick or not I feel it's better he do his best not to try to rile me up. This conflict is a two way street.

In return I will:

- No longer make jokes about Guitar Woman and ignore him the same way I ignore Seven Force, Goat Cheese, or Arrow X.
- From now on take Chojin's suggestion on making threads here next time I have a problem with some cunt and why they are annoying me and other people. I am no MILITARY GENERAL of some elitist posting army, but I do talk to a good number of forums members outside this forum. Most of my complaints are shared with those people.