[Sethomas]

I've been up for about forty hours and I'll probably be up several more. And you know what? It's made for way better social lubrication than alcohol does anymore, except for those days when I'd get plastered and say "my name is Seth" to people I'd never met then proceed to gnaw on their scalps as a greeting. And it seems to help my one-liners, although you all will be like "PUT UP OR SHUT UP" and I'll be all like "FUCK YOU, it doesn't translate online very well". Like, I was talking to Dr. Sister when she was talking to me instead of curing people at work, and I told her that she probably didn't have a cat on her lap as I did because she was in a hospital. Something about cats and cancer and how hospitals are full of cancer, it was hilarious. I said something like that. Yeah.

I think it's a great idea for me to go to an erotic festival here in town tonight.