[Sethomas]

Back in 2005, I wrote a college paper where the ONLY word appropriate was "niggardly". I had a long debate with my roomie over whether or not it should be put in the paper or whether it'd be misconstrued, and I decided I'd do it. I turned in the paper and got locked in the looney bin for a month, never seeing that professor (who was a total babe with the hots for me) again. I never found out what grade I got for that paper, but the professor emailed me all like, "I'm sorry you missed class for a month, do you want to talk about dropping?" and I ignored it because I was kicked out of school and that was in the realm of other people's problems.