[HickMan]

Hey I-mockery, I've got a problem.

My brother is a complete douchebag. All he does is go on /b/ and try to read me these retarded stories that I don't care about. He saves countless lame pictures that he claims are funny to show me all from /b/. I don't got to /b/ too much because my brother made me think it's totally lame. Which it is. He makes it sound like he's part of some elite internet force just because he goes on this lame website. He's also getting a Wiccan marriage with his girlfriend of four months. I am no attending the 'hand binding'. Can you guys help out?