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Originally Posted by Sethomas
I don't know why, but I hate the word "fart".
There's no good way to avoid it aside from saying "passing gas". And that is lame.
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1. "bottom burp"
2."fire the pants cannon"
3."stepped on a duck"
4."cut the cheese"
5."cut the mustard"
6."flatulate"
7."oops... i made a smelly" - Richard Pryor
8. "No, woman, you SHIT!" - Richard Pryor
9."make the methane"
10. "rip ass", "tear ass", etc.
And as far as crappy words go, add "EMO" to the list. I have no idea what this word means anymore, if i ever did. In the mid to late 80's, "emo" kind of meant you listened to bands within the punk rock genre that mostly sang about "No one understands me, I can't fit in, blah blah blah". Some folks would say if you listened to anything off of Dischord Records you were "emo". I don't care. I won 150 dollars at a casino this weekend so i'm getting drunk for the 1st time in like two months. Because no one understands me.
And I don't fit in.