[DuFresne]

My girlfriend dragged me to see it last night.
Spoilers below:

























I'm sure none of you need this explained, but this movie is VERY FUCKING CONTRIVED. Basically, a detective who was at best a minor character in the third movie or at worst created for this movie (I only saw (lol) the third movie once, so can't remember) has OMG BEEN HELPING JIGSAW AND AMANDA ALL ALONG AND HE'S GUNNA BE THA NEW JIGSAW YO!!!!































Non-spoiler review crap:
The movie gets really confusing really quickly, mostly because of an over-abundance in middle-aged white male characters with dark, wavy hair. You get them confused all over the place. Besides that, the pacing of the movie is all fucked up and it's over before you have any real grasp of what's going on. Seriously, only see it if you're a die hard fan of the series, and if you are die hard fan of the series then please kill yourself.


Personal Rant Crap
So I sat through this piece of shit movie for the sole reason that my girlfriend wanted to see it and I'm a good boyfriend who lets her pick the movie a lot of the time. I subsequently took it upon myself to pay for dinner (something I consider a huge favor because her parents who gave her a credit card are FUCKING LOADED and my family is... not). We get back to my on-campus appartment and she still has the gall to refuse me sex or FOR THAT MATTER ANY REASONABLE FACSIMILE THEREOF, opting instead to study and sleep never mind the fact that Saturday was the only full day this month we would have together SO FUCK IT WAS A PRETTY AWFUL DAY