[MLE]

(11:03:27 PM) MLE: IS HER BIRTHDAY COMING UP IN 11 DAYS
(11:03:31 PM) Sam: YES
(11:03:36 PM) MLE: um
(11:03:41 PM) MLE: i hope you're not serious
(11:03:45 PM) Sam: i am
(11:03:54 PM) MLE: what day is her birthday
(11:04:15 PM) Sam: November 9th
(11:04:58 PM) MLE: mine is november 10th
(11:05:17 PM) Sam: OH MAN
(11:05:24 PM) MLE: OH MAN OH MAN
(11:05:28 PM) Sam: THAT IS CLOSE
(11:05:32 PM) MLE: VERY CLOSE
(11:05:47 PM) Sam: REALLY CLOSE
(11:05:58 PM) Sam: that reminds me i have to shave